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Post by Lynda on Sept 30, 2006 11:31:00 GMT
The best way to remember your wife's birthday, is to forget it once.
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Post by Tanith Messenger on Sept 30, 2006 22:01:49 GMT
LOL ;D
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Post by Lynda on Oct 1, 2006 12:02:31 GMT
- Stop that son you will go blind - I'm over here Dad
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Post by Tanith Messenger on Oct 1, 2006 21:28:57 GMT
One of my Dad's favourite ones hehe
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Post by Lynda on Oct 2, 2006 13:39:22 GMT
Before ypu criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes. ;D
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Post by Lynda on Oct 3, 2006 13:39:54 GMT
Appreciate me now and avoid the rush.
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Post by Daisy on Oct 3, 2006 17:10:17 GMT
Quote by a member of the audience, overheard at Nottingham: "this show should be available on prescription, it makes you feel so good!"
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Post by Lynda on Oct 3, 2006 20:15:10 GMT
I have always said a 2 hr dose of Joseph is much better than prozac The after effects are so much more pleasant. One is on a high for a long time. So one has to go again to see it, tis very addictive but in a good way.
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Post by Lynda on Oct 4, 2006 14:19:21 GMT
A bad review is wonderful when it isnt you.
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Post by Lynda on Oct 6, 2006 20:13:10 GMT
It's no accident that an anagram of 'Actors' is 'Scrota '
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cake
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Post by cake on Oct 7, 2006 1:21:54 GMT
this is true
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Post by Lynda on Oct 8, 2006 10:52:11 GMT
When purhcasing exercise equipment, make sure it is of sturdy construction and that there is enough space to hang all your wet washing.
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Post by dma0806 on Oct 8, 2006 20:42:28 GMT
I love deadlines. i especially love the swooshing sound they make as they go flying by. ( Douglas Adams)
Dina
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Post by Lynda on Oct 9, 2006 12:25:26 GMT
There is a fine line between 'hobby'and 'mental illness'
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Post by Daisy on Oct 9, 2006 15:01:12 GMT
HAHAHA! ;D How many board users explain their fascination with Joseph as their 'hobby'.....?!
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