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Post by Lynda on Sept 17, 2006 14:54:40 GMT
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb ?
One hundred. One to change the bulb, and ninety nine to say, 'I could have done that'
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Post by Sandy on Sept 18, 2006 9:01:10 GMT
The lightbulb never gets changed. The 100 actors are too busy saying "What is my motivation for this?" "How should I be feeling while doing this? " or refusing to do it because they are not being lit properly!
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Post by Lynda on Sept 19, 2006 19:28:59 GMT
Very few people go to the doctor when they have a cold. They go to the theatre instead.
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Post by Lynda on Sept 21, 2006 19:07:55 GMT
Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play ?
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Post by ProudMum on Sept 21, 2006 20:23:50 GMT
It took a few minutes for the penny to drop, Lynda, but it did finally. Hohohohohohohoho!!! I found it very funny! (I don't suppose Mrs. Lincoln did...)
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Post by Lynda on Sept 21, 2006 20:39:50 GMT
depends on whether she loved him or not might have wanted to be a rich widow, instead of a presidents wife. P.s. It took me ages to get it as well. ;D
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Post by Lynda on Sept 22, 2006 13:00:01 GMT
what do you do if a bird craps on your windscreen - dont ask her out again.
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Post by Lynda on Sept 24, 2006 8:40:50 GMT
Dahling, I have enemies I've never met. That's fame !
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Post by dma0806 on Sept 24, 2006 15:58:51 GMT
A boy stood on the burning deck.......His bum was full of blisters......he couldn't get his trousers on......because the crotch was twisted!!
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Post by Tanith on Sept 24, 2006 22:37:45 GMT
LMAO ;D
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Post by Lynda on Sept 26, 2006 9:40:27 GMT
A rich man's joke is always funny
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Post by Lynda on Sept 28, 2006 11:51:46 GMT
Steve McQueen has that look people get when they ride in elevators.
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Post by Lynda on Sept 29, 2006 8:43:16 GMT
We cant all be heroes. Someone has to sit on the kerb and clap as they go by.
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Post by dma0806 on Sept 29, 2006 12:20:03 GMT
Sorry about the last quote, it just popped into my head!!
I love poetry and Shakespeares sonnets, so I will find something more suitable next time Dina xx
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Post by Tanith Messenger on Sept 29, 2006 14:12:31 GMT
Hey its fine Dina honest ;D
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