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Post by Lynda on Oct 31, 2006 11:12:49 GMT
Just heard I won a competition.
A years supply of marmite - One jar. (Tim Vine)
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Post by dma0806 on Nov 2, 2006 11:54:57 GMT
A Vision by John Claire
I lost the love, of heaven above; I spurn'd the lust, of earth below; I felt the sweets of fancied love,- And Hell itself my only foe.
I lost earths joys, but felt the glow, Of heaven's flame abound in me: 'Till lovliness, and I did grow, The bard of immortality.
I loved, but woman fell away; I hid me, from her faded fame: I snatch'd the suns's eternal ray,- And Wrote till earth was but a name
In every language upon earth, On every shore, o'er every sea; I gave my name immortal birth, And kep't my spirit with the free.
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Post by Tanith Messenger on Nov 2, 2006 22:03:00 GMT
Aww thats lovely thanks for sharing x
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Post by Lynda on Nov 3, 2006 10:30:18 GMT
You have a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955
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Post by dma0806 on Nov 3, 2006 14:19:22 GMT
Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much. John Wayne.
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Post by Lynda on Nov 3, 2006 14:45:41 GMT
I never took his advice. I am a female Paul OGrady
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Post by Lynda on Nov 4, 2006 13:41:22 GMT
He looked like Ramses 11 with his wrappings off.
( Hugh Fullerton)
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Post by Lynda on Nov 5, 2006 14:04:33 GMT
The person who knows hows to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused. RussDudley.
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Post by dma0806 on Nov 6, 2006 15:59:16 GMT
Sonnet 8 William Shakespeare
Music to hear, why hear'st thou music sadly? Sweets with sweets war not, joy delights in joy. Why lov'st thou that which thou reciev'st not gladly, Or else reciev'st with pleasure thine annoy? If true concord of well-tuned sounds By unions married, do offend thine ear, They do but sweetly chide thee, who confounds In singleness the parts that thou should bear. Mark how one string, sweet husband to another Strikes each by mutual ordering. resembling sire, and child, and happy mother, Who , all in one, pleasing note do sing; Whoses speechless song, being many, seeming one, Sings this to thee:thou single will prove none.
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Post by Lynda on Nov 9, 2006 20:01:56 GMT
You never know where to look when eating a banana. Peter Kay
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Post by Lynda on Nov 10, 2006 9:55:59 GMT
I've just been reading the dictionary - turns out the Zebra did it.
(Steve Wright.)
Lynda xxxx
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Post by dma0806 on Nov 10, 2006 22:39:04 GMT
It wasn't me...honest.....it was James Alex about his brother!!!
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Post by Lynda on Nov 10, 2006 22:44:14 GMT
Tom "Nitty do it" blaming his older brother Nick
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Post by Lynda on Nov 11, 2006 12:37:47 GMT
From birth to 18, a girl needs good parents From 18 to 35, she needs good looks From 35 to 55, good personality From 55 on, she needs good cash
(Sophie Tucker)
Lynda xxx
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Post by Tanith Messenger on Nov 11, 2006 23:50:16 GMT
lmao hehe so true
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