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Post by Lynda on Nov 12, 2006 8:32:42 GMT
Wee Wilie Winkie ran thru the town upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown and you think I'm nuts. Tommy Cooper
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Post by Lynda on Nov 13, 2006 9:33:54 GMT
My uncle had a rabbit's foot for 30 years, his other foot was quite normal. Tom Griffin. Lynda xxx
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Post by Lynda on Nov 16, 2006 21:23:55 GMT
I am naturally funny. Sometimes I walk down the street and people just burst out laughing. Linda Hughes. gimme gimme gimme.
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Post by Lynda on Nov 17, 2006 10:08:06 GMT
My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benigne. Woody Allen
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Post by dma0806 on Nov 17, 2006 15:54:05 GMT
Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of the mind.
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Post by Lynda on Nov 19, 2006 9:17:16 GMT
I've called my car Flattery - cos it gets me nowhere.
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Post by Lynda on Nov 20, 2006 21:26:37 GMT
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sitdown.
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Post by Lynda on Nov 21, 2006 9:12:55 GMT
The quickest way to make a million in musical theatre is to start with two million Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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Post by dma0806 on Nov 21, 2006 16:03:08 GMT
Twas the night before christmas When all through the house Not a single thing was stiring, Not even a mouse.......... that's because I ate all the cheese before going to bed!
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Post by Tanith Messenger on Nov 21, 2006 22:24:07 GMT
lmao x
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Post by dma0806 on Nov 22, 2006 19:52:21 GMT
If a man can remember what he was worried about last week, he has a good memory. Woody Allen
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Post by dma0806 on Nov 25, 2006 20:27:20 GMT
;D Things that go 'bump' in the night Should not really give one a fright. It's the hole in the ear That lets in the fear, That, and the absence of light!
Spike Milligan
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Post by Lynda on Nov 25, 2006 20:34:42 GMT
ooo I got a Spike Milligan book called A Childrens Treasury of Milligan
OMG I just opened the book at random, and your ditty above, was on the left hand page. (Prisoner sitting in the back of a car between two policemen).
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Post by dma0806 on Nov 25, 2006 20:40:39 GMT
Spooky!!! I love the one in that book about the rain being thin!! Treasury of Milligan is a fantastic book.
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Post by Lynda on Nov 25, 2006 20:44:50 GMT
Yup. I like the one about the man who went up a hill with his trousers up and then down again with them down and then was arrested. hee hee.
PS.and his epitaph. see I told you I was ill.
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